The Fforde Ffiesta

I can't remember if I've told you about the Fforde Ffiesta before. If I haven't it's quite hard to explain. I'm there now - with a rare moment of 'down time' in amongst the chaos of celebrating the works of best selling author Jasper Fforde. If you haven't read his books you reall aren't going to understand why fully bearded men dress in grey wigs and black dresses as clones of Mrs Danvers from Rebecca - heck even if you are au fait with Jasper's books it takes some understanding!

Every year we gather in Swindon because that is where Jasper's first book featuring Thursday Next (The Eyre Affair) was set. Books aren't often set in places like Swindon which makes it all the more amusing. Our location is the De Veree Village Hotel and since we are annual visitors they have gotten used to the more odd aspects of our stay. Lobsters are scattered about the hotel, dodos can be seen (often themselves dressed as Mrs Danvers) as can sane adults dressed in a variety of guises. Last night we had a Grammarsite, Moose Havisham, a mime field and a gingerbread lady. These costumes are often worn in and out of the hotel, I spotted a dragon in the local Asda yesterday.

Yesterday evening Jasper gave us a sneak peek of Thursday Next 7, a book not published for a few months. This is an exclusive Jasper saves for the Ffiesta every year as he is one of those writers who churn out more than one work over the space of a year. That was followed by 'royal angst' poetry inspired by Her Majesty's Diamond Jubilee. In the best tradition of the Ffiesta most of these were made up on the spot. My particular favourite was the one about wheth the queen should fart or hold it in. My contribution has to be read with a Prince Charles voice:

Being a royal
Is not all It's cracked up to be
Being a royal
Is bloody hard work you see

Being a Tampax
Threats of anthrax
Talking to plants
And drunken old aunts

Popular young wife
Gave me no end of strife
Two strapping young lads
I think I'm one of their dads

My dear old mum
'll live to 101
By then it's said
I'll probably be dead

Being a royal
Is not all It's cracked up to be
Being a royal
Is bloody hard work you see.

My highlight of the weekend is the auction. There is always a good amount of Jasper Fforde collectibles to bid for, although I still haven't managed to get a first edition Eyre Affair. This year he is auctioning off the desk he wrote most of his books on. I hope someone arrived in a van as it's a substantial sized desk.

Right, there is lots more I could tell you about the Ffiesta, but I just don't have time - you'll have to join us here next year.

That Tricky Third Book

So - books one and two complete, about time to start work on the third then?  To be fair, I think starting a new book and plotting it's intricacies is always difficult - I just forget how labourous the task was previously because I have a shiny, finished book to show for it. 
Each time I start a new book I have enough ideas for maybe three chapters and some idea of the 'big events' including the ending.  It's scary starting off like that - without much idea of where things are going, but I have found in the past if I plot in too much detail I have 'told' the story and am already bored of it by the time I get to writing and all my interest fades.  So - to counter this - I note a few things down that I don't want to forget but then allow the story to take me off where it wills.  In book two of PI a character who was only ever meant to be a voice on the phone muscled her way into the action and built up her part.  Likewise a throwaway character from PI1 decided he wanted a larger part and became rather vital to several aspects of PI2 and his shadow threatens to cast itself over the whole series.  On the other hand a character I thought would be more obvious was little more than a shadow across the PI world.
Well, this procrastination here with you has been lovely, but it's not going to get book three written so I'd best be off.

The rough mock up of the PI3 cover

Pretentious writer - moi?

Since I stopped trying to be pretentious I have found it a lot easier to write.  Now, I don't blame anyone but myself for becoming one of those writers with literary pretentions but I can see where it started.  You see, in 2001 I began an MA in Creative Writing at the University of Chichester.  This was a wonderful experience, taught me a lot and I met some really wonderful people - some of whom are enjoying a good publishing career like Bethan Roberts.  However, the one thing these courses teach you is to aspire to more than popular fiction, literary fiction being the only 'respectable' outcome of your efforts.  Now some 'literary fiction' I enjoy, but some of it is just bunkum - seriously, have you tried to read Wolf Hall?  I gave up when I could no longer tell which character's point of view I was meant to be with.
So, since giving up pretentions and just writing something I find enjoyable, that I would wish to read, I have found writing a whole lot easier.  And you know what?  It's just more fun!

Another one bites the dust

Well, after several months Paranormal Investigations two (will work for biscuits) is finished and uploaded on Smashwords and Amazon Kindle. I have also prepared the paperback and received the first copy from Lulu - it looks good and I definitely did a better job formatting this one.

Now I have to choose my next project, although when I will get time to write I am not sure as work has been mad. PI3 wants writing but the Wolf Book needs a good edit. And I also have to catch up ony reading - my kindle is fit to burst.

Two weeks until the Easter holidays - hooray!

Sabbatical

If you want to write and have a finished book to show for it this is my advice: don't stop!

I recently took a month off and this month ended up being six weeks long.  After writing daily since November 1st I was in danger of burn out. In two months I had written one and a half novels and needed a break.  January came and I had a delightful time not writing.  I didn't feel tied to the laptop, I didn't feel guilty if I spent my spare time doing something other than writing.  When February came I just couldn't get back into it.  Nothing motivated me to finish my novel.  Then I made myself start and it wasn't very good - I'm sure the resulting chapter is one I will have to go back and polish another time.  I couldn't remember what had already happened and who was called what.  I couldn't remember who put cookies in Tupperware and who used tins.

Last night I stopped writing and re-read the book so far, editing out errors as I found them.  I corrected the Tupperware for tins and checked I hadn't already given Colin Maitland another name.  I was relieved, as well, that it wasn't too shoddy.

So my advice to you is to write everyday until the work is done.  This is the advice I shall be following myself in future and maybe my breaks will be between novels, not in the middle of them.

What the Dickens!

I like reading about the places I live in, particularly the history of said places. I've lived in Barnet for five years now so am still getting to know the place. The most famous bit of Barnet history is of course the Battle of Barnet from the Wars of the Roses, or the Cousins War as it was known as then. It was a significant battle because the Earl of Warwick was slain there. Lots of the roads in New Barnet are named after the main families of the war: Plantagenet, Woodville, Leicester, Warwick etc.
The main road through Barnet is the Great North Road and the title really speaks for itself, although part of it was rerouted in the Victorian times. Chipping Barnet (High Barnet technically only applies to the tube station) was the last stopping point before London, ten miles to the south. To serve this purpose it was a town full of coaching inns, as Dickens wrote in Oliver Twist "every other building was an inn". Of course that legacy vanished with train travel, but you can still see parts of the olds inns in Barnet. The Red Lion still stands, now a Toby Cavery. This inn hosted Samuel Pepys when he came to take the waters on the site where the hospital is now and also Charles Dickens ate there before rushing off when notified his wife was giving birth to a daughter. Perhaps it was this experience that encouraged Dickens to make Barnet the place where Oliver Twist encounters the Artful Dodger, as he uses the town briefly as the location for this scene.
Now I have added to the literary canon of Barnet as it is the location of my Paranormal Investigations books.
A place rich in history Barnet is also rich in possibility, although I doubt out really hosts the amount of supernatural beings I give it. You can never be certain though...

Paperback!

It's very exciting - as I was creating e formats of Paranormal Investigations through various outlets I noticed Lulu's print on demand format looked fairly easy to set up. I had a play with reformatting and came up with a suitable file. I then had to create a cover - which is not easy without a good image. Luckily I had two to choose from, Michael Farmer of The New Splicer designed my Nanowrimo cover and Tirz (see her blog on my blog roll below) created another one for me. I then had to pick an image and make it work in the Lulu cover making format. I ordered a proof copy and it arrived within days, it's not perfect so I've made a few alterations. This is not bad considering I ordered a Createspace proof before and it is still in Illanois and not predicted to be with me until the end of January.

If you would like your own paperback version you can order it at a discounted price of £4.50 for the rest of this month (then back to £6) here!